Farmer's Bride Turns Out to be a Groom

A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the annulment of his marriage after he found out that the woman he was married to was a man.

The farmer came to know about it when his bride told him on the wedding night that she had a penis and that her real name was Ralf. The only true thing she did say was that she had two children, but she was the father — not the mother!!


"Barren Wife" Swapped for Goat with Three Kids

A farmer who blamed his wife for not providing him with a child has swapped her for a goat with three kids.

Three times-wed Stoil Panayotov struck a deal with another farmer at a livestock market and handed over his wife in exchange for an eight year old goat. The deal was reached when the wife gave her approval. Stoil said "The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval. The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none. It was more profitable to the goat owner. I got a second hand goat, he got a brand new wife".

The trade took place before a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Locals are now wondering what will happen if things don't work out between Stoil and the goat.


Farmer found using live missile as anvil in Romania

Romanian fire-fighters were shocked after a farmer was spotted using an unexploded missile as an anvil. The 122mm caliber missile, discovered by the man in his garden in Puieni village, Giurgiu county, had been used for sharpening hoes and scythes.

Experts specialists said the missile was still active and endangered not only the farmer's family but also his neighbors. A spokesman for the fire-fighter said This is really crazy. How can one hit a bomb with the hammer? It could have exploded any time.

The missile was destroyed in a controlled explosion by an army bomb squad.