Man Uses Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

London: A man who gave himself a DIY (Do-It-Yourself) circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

Want Divorce? Spend More Time in the Loo

MELBOURNE: A newly wed man left behind his wife at the airport because he thought she had spent too much time in the toilet.

The Saudi couple, married for only a week, were heading back home from their honeymoon in Malaysia, when the bridegroom decided to fly from Kuala Lumpur International Airport without his wife.

The woman had gone to use the facilities before boarding the flight, and her time in the toilet was apparently unclear, reports News.com.au.

When she reportedly emerged, she could not find any trace of her husband, and began a frantic search subsequently.

According to the Saudi Gazette, the woman eventually found out that her better half had taken the flight back home.

Meanwhile, the man upon arriving at his destination told his relatives his new wife was still in Malaysia.

The woman is now seeking an immediate divorce.

Son Tries to Sell Sexy Photos of Mum on Internet

WELLINGTON: A New Zealand teenager tried to sell some sexy photographs of his mother on an Internet auction site after the pair had an argument,a newspaper here reported.

The 18-year-old student opened an auction for "five naked photos of my Mum" on the Trade Me site after being told to clear the family garage and sell any unwanted items on the site, the Herald on Sunday said.

Trade Me pulled the auction the next day, but the student, identified only as Michael, was soon back trying to sell a series of eight-year-old "glamour" shots of his mother, including one of her in underwear.

His mother Jennifer, 44, who did not want the family name published, told the paper she was "pretty annoyed" when she found out about the first set of photographs.

"He was quite naughty... I thought 'you cheeky little git'," she said.

But she was also annoyed that Trade Me withdrew the second set of pictures, of which she approved.

"I insisted Michael show me first, the little bugger. They are quite artistic. There is nothing dodgy about them."

"I wanted 50 per cent of the sale, but more than that I miss the nice comments."

Trade Me spokesman Jon Macdonald said both auctions were withdrawn because of "inappropriate" photos.

"We don't really want to be the place where people list photos of their mums in their underwear," he said.

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